And now solely because you used the word miser, I’m imagining a Ferengi version of A Christmas Carol where the spirits are haunting Quark for not making enough profit.
Gimp leg ready! Someone with more meme prowess, please start constructing this masterpiece. Of course, you may have trouble dealing with the other Scrooge…
I would actually love to see this. A Capitalist Christmas Carol.
“This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Exploit them both, and all of their degree, but most of all exploit this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Profit, as long as any kindness or mercy be erased.”
![[OC] Po-TAY-toes, Mr. Vulcan. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!](https://dubvee.org/pictrs/image/cdeff860-ee07-4575-b5c1-1eec4888d145.webp){kind=link}
Neelix is thrifty because their means are limited and he’s doing the best with what he’s got.
Quark is thrifty because he’s a fucking miser.
And now solely because you used the word miser, I’m imagining a Ferengi version of A Christmas Carol where the spirits are haunting Quark for not making enough profit.
Except all 3 ghost are just Jeffrey Combs variants.
Yes! Especially if one of them is Brunt.
Also just realized in this scenario that Nog has to be Tiny Tim.
Gimp leg ready! Someone with more meme prowess, please start constructing this masterpiece. Of course, you may have trouble dealing with the other Scrooge…
For some reason I only just now, looking at this gif, realize whom he has been reminding me of all this time: ray liotta.
I would actually love to see this. A Capitalist Christmas Carol.
“This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Exploit them both, and all of their degree, but most of all exploit this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Profit, as long as any kindness or mercy be erased.”