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Short answer: no. Long answer: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no.
I cancelled my Uber last night because it was a Tesla
I won’t even get in one. Buy one??? You’re shitting me right?
Glad I’m not the only one who would refuse a Tesla Uber.
Ewww.
Also, have you ever tried to get into the back seat of a Tesla? It’s like they didn’t even think about adults getting into the back seat of that thing.
I did once a few years ago and one example of wtf were they thinking…
They bothered to have heated seats in the back, but no way for a rear occupant to actually control it. You had to ask someone in the front to adjust it for you using that stupid touch screen
Yeah, sorry, that’s a Nazi mobile
Idgaf when you bought it. I’m not getting in. You can think that’s gross, that’s cool. I think you’re gross. looks like we’ll have to move on. Womp womp. The end.
I was ewwing a Tesla as an Uber btw. Not you.
No, not even if Elon divested.
Teslas are bad cars. They are unsafe cars. They are very expensive for what they do.
They are electric, but there are better, cheaper electric cars.
They are also highly connected cars, which unfortunately is the same as all current cars.
My ideal next car would be a 2015 Accord, with no GSM/LTE connectivity.
Exactly, even minus the Nazi thing they are terrible products. And they’ve been terrible for a while. The only good things were the first mover advantage, battery tech and supercharger network.
Meanwhile the competitors like BYD have caught up.
I don’t get how they allowed the handles to not actually open the doors.
Shit. I wouldn’t buy one before Leon let the nazi out because they don’t support CarPlay, imagine now.
Don’t know if Leon was an autocorrect or not but it doesn’t matter because I’m calling him that from now on 😎
He hates having his name mispronounced, so we say anything but: Leon, Lonnie, Ellie (he really hates that one)…etc.
Pronouncing Elon like Ellen.
Ellon DeGenerate
Gotta admit I stole that one from Donald Trump who mispronounced his name when presenting him at a rally.
My car is over a decade old. If I got a free Tesla, I’d still just sell it
I’ve always been a bit disturbed at the sheer volume of telemetry they collect.
I was happy that Tesla existed, as it helped give the auto industry the kick in the pants it needed, but I can never see myself actually buying one. My next car won’t be domestic.
Fuck no
I wouldn’t take one for free
I’d definitely take one for free.
Immediately sell it to carmax or carvana or wherever.
The money from even one of the older ones would do me a lot of good even with the trade in value of all teslas cratering right now.
If I was gifted one I’d host a smash the Tesla neighborhood party.
Free admission, sledgehammers provided.
At least remove the batteries first, they’re useful.
I’d take one for free - I don’t and never have had a driver’s license, though.
Maybe I could set it on FSD beside a lake and film it confidently drowning itself. I’m sure I’d find something useful to do with it.
No. I’m embarrassed to be driving one now .
Nope, so happy I bought a bolt last year.
I’ve been driving electric for 10 years now and fuck no, never.
I hated Tesla in 2018, and I still hate them to this day.
Still? I never even considered it. Expensive, poor quality.
My good ‘friend’, Ramzan Kadyrov had his cybertruck remotely disabled by Elon Musk.
That is enough reason to not buy a Tesla, no?
