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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Be prepared if you see him

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Be prepared if you see him

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    Come get some.

    • thenextguy@lemmy.world
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      He’ll do you up a treat, mate.

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      just watched that movie, like 3 hours ago

      • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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        No spoilers please. It was released just 49 years ago.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      I’ve heard that Tim is, like, the holy grail of enchanters.

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    Fuck! He survived?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      And now he’s angry.

      • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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        Damn it. Lemmy go grab an axe.

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          There’s invitation for new hikers … no one ever talks about the ones who never returned or were heard from again

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    you dropped this: E

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      “Take only E-photos?”, come on man, touch grass.

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        I think he meant: “Please stay one , the trails” Pretty ominous if you ask me

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          I thought it was a poem:

          Take leave, kill please,
          Only only only stay,
          Photos footprints
          Tim on the trails

    • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com
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      Nah I think they spelled ‘only’ right, ‘onely’ doesn’t seem right.

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        I think it’s the word tim. It should spell e-tim.

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      Ah yes

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    Don’t worry, Tim’s into it.

    • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com
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      And on to it, it’s gonna be a fight motherfucker.

      • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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        instance checks out

  • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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    An atm at a trailhead? Hwat?

    • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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      Could be a park with camping sites, gotta pay to stay, get firewood, rent recreational equipment, etc.

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        I don’t know about y’all but that’s where I buy all my drugs. My drug dealer doesn’t take credit cards though.

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          Never have I seen an ATM within miles of a ranger station, check in, trailhead or campground. That’s why a well prepared hiker brings cash. Even more importantly, don’t forget to bring adequate bags to pick up your dog’s poops, it’s a Timworthy offense. I hope he gets anyone…anyone…who doesn’t clean that up.

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      Kinda looks like the more developed part of a park which presumably has a snack shack or gift shop or something.

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    Not pictured: The other no littering sign.

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    Looks like the start of an indie horror game.

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    Tim is Battlebeast’s real name, you should prepare yourself

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    Poor Tim. What did he do to deserve this?

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    I’ll blind him with a handful of sand, you come in with the sasquatch meter.

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    I accept your challenge of single combat.

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    Won’t anyone think of the lone Prodigal Sorcerers? /s

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    To be fair, Tim is a MAGA fuckwad who thinks gays and trans people should be executed, black folks should go back to Africa, women belong in the home not in the workforce, and that “spicks” and “orientals” are the problem with the USA. But he’s too cowardly to actually live those ideals, so he pretends to be cool with his gay bother-in-law and Japanese sister-in-law, lets his wife work because he can barely hold down a job long enough to pay the lot rent in his trailer park, and has a black friend that’s actually just the cashier at walmart who can’t be anything but nice to him without risking her job. So, totally not cool to kill him, but could understand if others felt differently.

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