Black cats are the purest.
inverse racism /j
One time when I was a kid we were staying in a seaside hotel in Latin America. This wasn’t exactly a fancy hotel so someone had just dumped a bunch of fish entrails outside by the wall. I saw some cats eating them and I thought they were tame hotel cats so I went up to them and saw one little kitten in particular I thought was cute and I bent over to say her there little kitty.
People, that was not a tame kitten. I’m pretty sure that kitten was half-panther or something. That kitten was wild and I had just cornered it and it turned into a little hurricane of claws and teeth. Since then I’ve always remembered that cats can go crazy if you really push them.
y’all must not know that Australians hate outdoor cats because they kill Australian animals, and that the government shoots them https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-08/nsw-shooters-kill-400-feral-cats-in-bid-to-save-native-species/105016320
We don’t hate them, but it’s generally frowned upon because of those issues, and yes we do kill invasive species a fair bit.
This is exactly why I don’t want to go to kangaroo prison.
Mate, I can jump a fucking fence. You think prison can keep you safe?
I’m gonna hide behind this guy:
Dive on in!
Gets poisoned with cuteness
Arrowed!
Venom level only a 4?
