Nasty

Just get the bottles from Pete hegseth’s bins. There are bound to be more than enough.

No idea, it was the neighbour kid’s VCR.

It’s clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.

I’m hooking two vhs players together to commit piracy old.

I have a soft hard spot for crazy girls.

Even a blind hen finds the corn some of the time.

I’m pretty sure that was deliberate. Bush didn’t want a soundbite of him saying shame on me.

A pen.

Its what plants crave

In his defence, he was blackout drunk at the time.

Pretty sure fingers are part of the arms but ok.

Maybe they just don’t like cow squeezin’s. I’ve actually done this before for precisely that reason. Milkis a raw ingredient waiting to be turned into cheese, cream or yoghurt. It’s not supposed to be consumed as is. And soy milk tasted like weirdly astringent bidet water.

sigh … I just lost the game.

A lady from the English county of Essex.

Damn! I must be a massive queen then.

That is the standard definition.

People are getting turned away at the border for having tweets critical to Donald trump (terrorism for some reason). It’s only a matter of time before they start making lists of people inside the states as well.