Travelling amusements parks are the best … I’m in northern Ontario and I’ve been to lots of them over the years growing up. It’s an absolutely beautiful thing when you can see the grease bearings leaking all over the bright colour paint. That feeling of being locked inside spinning metal cages or being thrown around a mechanical apparatus that may or may not have had its safety check that year. And when you were inside one of those spinning metal boxes of death and you felt a bit of moisture, you had to wonder to yourself if it was from the rain the day before or the puke of a neighbouring passenger/victim. No better combination than to eat way too much sugar/fat/salty food with soda sugar water and then spin your body around in unnatural ways in questionable and unsafe machinery assembled by someone who failed high school shop class.

Always gave me a laugh when I remember the Simpsons had … The Tooth Chipper