Title by me™
Ever seen videos of people farting through IR cameras? Well, now we have infrared contact lenses, so be careful in front of whom you let go.
Also, did you know that this could be used to create night vision without visible equipment on the body?
It has - at the very least - veered off in an undesirably unproductive direction. This is clearly the result of a high-int, low-wis build.