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Value Subtracted@startrek.website to Canada@lemmy.caEnglish · 15 hours ago

Carney limits G7 guests to one assassination each

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Carney limits G7 guests to one assassination each

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Value Subtracted@startrek.website to Canada@lemmy.caEnglish · 15 hours ago
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OTTAWA – After inviting Indian PM Narendra Modi Prime Minister Mark Carney issued strict rules for the upcoming G7 meeting in Kananaskis, Alberta, limiting assassinations to one per guest nation. “The Prime Minister understands it’s not fair if only one country gets to do a murder in Canada,” said a PMO spokesperson. “Now everyone gets […]
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    “We have not yet chosen our victim, but it will likely be someone online making Italian food wrong. Cream in the carbonara, that kind of thing.”

    lmao😂

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      Penne lisce is a capital crime.

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        Straight to jail

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    Do you think Carney will allow Germany to trade theirs for draft picks later?

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    and UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer demurring that his country used theirs up during colonialism, “and then some.”

    Amazing.

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    Nailed it! Lol

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    if any country is going to upstage the event, it will likely be Japan, whose preferred assassination method is wacky game shows.

    Maybe it’s slightly obscure, but first thing that came to mind was that this is an

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    reference. I never got into Japanese game shows though, so I guess there’s a more generic reference I’m missing.

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