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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

Anon ups his fibre intake

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Anon ups his fibre intake

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Eat a diverse diet with lots of green vegetables. The fiber is good for you.

    Eats sawdust every day, dies from impacted colon

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      That will get you insoluable fiber. Fruits and other veggies have soluable fiber.

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        The fact that bananas and avocado are being listed separate to "berries“ disproportionately angers me.

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          🫂

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      Don’t forget plenty of water.

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        Instructions unclear. Tried to eat water.

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        plenty of water, indeed. it what makes the shit soft.

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