• Countess425@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    The Old Testament is the Hebrew Bible. The New Testament is the book where Jesus says, “f those first five books. Turn the other cheek.”

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      9 months ago

      The all-powerful creator of mankind and the cosmos apparently can’t figure out how to release an update patch for the one book he wrote and get the people who are the most adamant about following his rules to apply it cleanly.