The USS US
Us sus?
Always has been 👦 🔫 👩🚀
Wow I just realized us makes up us. Crazy how words be sometimes
That’s because of the way it is.
USS Healthcare for All
so THATS where the budget went
“FIRE ALL PORT SIDE GUNS!”
does barrel roll
Spins so fast it generates the energy needed to power the entire ship.
that’s why it has a dozen anchors on each side of the hull. proper preparation prevents piss poor projectiling.
That’s why navies stopped using broadsides and went to turrets about 150 years ago. Well, it’s one of the reasons anyway. Turrets also worked a lot better once you shifted to steam power and didn’t have to worry so much about rigging. Additionally, you could mount a much bigger gun on a turret than you could using broadsides on the sides of a wooden sailing ship.
Just mind the small thermal exhaust port for the reactor
Healthcare? 🙅
This? 👀
They probably have a med bay
I’m not sure about the quality of the welding near the waterline.
I mean we don’t have an issue with super-super super super super firing turrets with no apron turrets or near main secondaries?
Most of my tax dollars are going towards greebling.
This ship is the entire Fleet-in-Being doctrine.
It’s the fortress-ship from Iain Bank’s “Use of Weapons”.
How’s the command chair?
A little pokey around the ribs.
United States of Smash
Ah, so we should name it after Perry.
The USS Dour Motherfucker.
USS “WE’LL MAKE YOU LIKE US”
USS Nice Economy You Got There.
Under total weight I tons, you put “Yes.”
You may need the energy output of a small star to power it
Just shoot all guns at the same time.
Ultimate admiral dreadnaughts AI is at it again!
Park this animal on the south side of Taiwan with huge banner:
“Also available for tours to the Philippines!”
I mean, it’s fine, but couldn’t it do with more guns?
*USS Executor has entered the Mediterranean