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Stop harvesting kidneys to make kidney beans!
All these poor kids that can’t walk because they had to donate their knees
In that case, they need to learn how to spell!
Imagine how many ranches had to die in order to make ranch dressing.
Look at what happened to Kansas! Drank it all away.
Now it’s just dust in the wind.
Carry on my wayward son, named bort
Our Kansas?
They scrap the mountains at dawn until there’s nothing left
make mountain bikes instead
I blame Mike. It’s all that bastard’s fault.
After Ike left it all went downhill, and he had to drown his sorrows in lemonade.
This is why I drunk mellow yellow. It’s ethically sourced plant cum.
Hey farmer farmer put away that DDT now.
Anyone else read it as “Mountain pew”
