That’s a week of groceries, I’m happy with that! Thank you!!
Your groceries are a single thing?
OP is asking about one $100 item
I’ll allow it.
A single hundred-dollar food cube.
Best I can do is blended caviar popsicle
My foster kid/niece has been asking for a new bed. If I had to do it in one item, then I’d go there. She/we is penalized from state funding because Florida will not pay relative care to another state. I’ve had her 18 months as a licensed foster home and still have red tape 🤬. Thanks Ron DeSantis.
I won’t downvote you for thanking Ron Deslimeball, but I will say…Ew.
Even if it was sarcastic. Still ew.
Absolutely sarcastic. If there was a towel Emoji I would use it. I never wanted to move back to FL anyway but he has ruined any remaining joy (not much) about even visiting there.
How do you know he isn’t buying one butchered cow, which can provide many meals?
Delicious, delicious, meals. Dammit! We need cheese and bacon now!
Some equally sized gift card to any shop I use.
Steak dinner with the wife
Erase the wife and same.
Erase the wife
That would probably cost me more than $100
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She’ll be fine with water and bread.
I understood the assignment.
Careful now, you could be arrested for…oh, wait, my mistake. This isn’t a master sword replica.
This was not a vibrating cockring.
I am disappointed.
Friend, you have opened a whole new world of knives to me. For that I thank you
1 hundred cups of coffee, of course.
No Futurama love here?
Whale please
freedom freedom freedom, oy!
I can’t decide bergen one one hundred dollar hookerbot or one hundred one dollar hookerbots.
Most of a week of groceries.
$100 worth of gold. Now I can sell it at any time to get the money back.
100 tacos
I like where your head is at.
Hiking shoes. I live in the mountains and haven’t been on a proper hike in a long time because I keep putting the expense off.
Overdue bills.
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Food. Probably get a single catering size meal from a restaurant.
Weed
Boring answer: a $100 prepaid card.
Fun answer: my car needs a new part that is just about $100 even.
‘fun’
He didn’t say what it was. It might be a flashlight that goes into the exhaust pipe.
Probably a second hand Microsoft Surface Pro… To install Linux on it and use it as my mobile Krita tablet.