• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      It’s like some hilarious half-baked plan at my DnD table.

      Mage: I know, I’ll use the magic item I found to attack the Lich!
      DM: The one that you found in the Lich’s crypt?
      Mage: Yes.
      DM: The one with the backstory about how the Lich made it himself?
      Mage: Uh-huh.
      DM: The one where he spent three centuries researching and crafting it to dominate the world of the living? The one that has the inscription: “For the master’s tool will never dismantle the master’s house.”
      Mage: … oh.
      DM: Yeah…
      Mage: I’m in danger.

      • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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        4 months ago

        LOL this is the perfect analogy. Well done. XD

        “I know! I’ll dismantle the state with…their laws written by corporations and…the market…genius!”