… What happens if I want to abolish the death penalty?
- Web pages must not have any javascript.
- Browsers must not have a javascript engine
- Web advertisement may only happen within a sidebar and must be either a static image under 70kb, or animated image under 400kb. The total of advertising must not surpass 2.5MB.
- Any videos or music loaded from the web may not autoplay
- At least half of any video advertisement of computer programs (includes games, android and ios apps, etc) MUST be of someone actually using the actual program/game/app
- Wealth tax. Fuck you, tax havens, and your clients.
Socialism and planned economy, ban on private enterprises
Not only does it aim to stop neverending inequality shift and enshittification, it also helps to save Earth by putting an end to overproduction and bullshit consumerism
No motivation to do better leads to stagnating tech evolution. If you remove private business you stagnate
We might fancy a little stagnation if you look around
Depends of the sector i guess
Metric system, right-hand traffic, ISO 8601, high taxes on the rich, someone’s power being used as a multiplier in punishment.
“I’m afraid you formatted the date incorrectly on this birthday card. Any last words before we hang you?”
This is not 'Nam, there are rules.
Don’t forget ISO216 for paper size. It does not make sense that the US is still using “letter” and “legal” paper size.
Why does it matter, just print stuff, supply the correct paper or material for your project, then move on.
We need one more rule: can’t defend cluster fuck murican paper sizes
I like the Scandinavian system of fines for breaking the law. They’re scaled based on your annual income so a speeding ticket isn’t just a fee for the wealthy.
AFAIK, of the Scandinavian countries it’s only Finland that has that system.
International Fixed calendar The year had 13 months plus one new holiday. Each month is 28 days.
I would be a terrifying and bloodthirsty Supreme Leader for sure… 😏
That is why we should prevent human beings from holding too much power.
Talking with your phone on speaker in public. Off with your head!
Talking on your phone like it’s a pizza slice; defeating the design, needing to then shout AND raise the volume, and generally looking like a moron on a reality TV show.
Camping in the fast lane and/or driving with your brights on.
If you report anything not factual on the “news” or anything where you have an audience. I’m really tired of that bullshit.
Tailgating. It’s gonna kill you eventually so let’s streamline the process.
Also fuck you, especially when I’m in a god damned exit lane.
So you would standardize tailgating so that everyone has to do it?
I would outlaw starting work before 12pm. I’m 30 and I still absolutely hate mornings just as much as I did when I was 10. I’m naturally a night person but working graveyards has more problems than dealing with early mornings IMO. Let all the morning people feel the pain of having to be productive during your least productive hours for a change.
you sick bastard
The death penalty, because that shit is barbaric.
But, hear me out: people using commas where they should use periods. Can we kill those people as a darwin exception?
Ok heres mine: People who complain about writing and grammar when they can understand what the other person is trying to say
Anyone, regardless of status, race, wealth, sexuality, religion, etc. that violates anyone’s fundamental human rights would be put to death. Period. Tolerance of intolerance breeds intolerance.
You’re being funny, but this would lead to the death of every one on earth, we’d have to have automated evaporation cubicles, like in that Star Trek episode. A toddler violated my human rights this morning. I will pursue you to the ends of the earth, GUS.
I would want some clearly marked boundaries then, because I would consider unpaid labor a human rights violation but I wouldn’t want my old boss executed just because I clocked out and then picked up some trash on my way out the door.
