• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I’m starting to think there’s a conspiracy theory spread by big grass, that encourages people to touch grass. This is because grass is now grown with AI, and needs to learn tactile touch senses.

    And one day, Poison Ivy will come around, and use grass to kill all humans as revenge for global warming.