The worst part? It seems to be true
Rumor is he is going to release an album that is hours of recordings of Boris just destroying that toilet. Preliminary grammy favorite for best new artist.
would be top on UK Spotify for one day.
I will need that bandcamp link
Not surprising. Israel had the tech to bug everyones phones.
The Israeli NSO group which is a day 1 hacks group developed the Pegasus spyware and found lots of creative ways to get it on peoples phones. They also sold it later on to just about anyone who was willing to pay.
I’m not even surprised
This guy’s in the same despot category as the Kims now
Now this is shitposting.
I hope he won’t put a bomb in my toilet’s battery
What a kinky fucker. The last thing I want to see is boris’s balls as he takes a shit.
ok, but why the bathroom?
It’s clearly a thing with these types. Trump shits himself. Netanyahu is into scat. It’s just who they are.
How else would you see Boris’ Johnson?
For shits and giggles
If I found out someone bugged my bathroom, I think I’d apologize for what they heard.
News says he claims it at least
In 2017 though
Oh that changes everything