R.NF
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

Am I cooked?

lemm.ee

message-square
22
link
fedilink
556

Am I cooked?

lemm.ee

sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
message-square
22
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • someguy3@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    60
    ·
    7 months ago

    Who are you kidding you don’t know morse code.

    • puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      52
      ·
      7 months ago

      That’s why it’s even more suspicious that the squirrel knows it.

    • DrDystopia@lemy.lol
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      16
      ·
      7 months ago

      I know two letters, O and S.

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        7 months ago

        You should learn E and X.

        Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?”

        Pickin up girls without even leaving your car!

        …provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code.

        To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day…

        …one day…

        • superkret@feddit.org
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          edit-2
          7 months ago

          You should check out bars near Navy harbors.

          • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            7 months ago

            It’s a bit concerning that my joke was an absurdist perspective on how to take advantage of women…and your reaction was essentially “Here, let me give you tips on how to actually do that!”

      • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        7 months ago

        What about second S?

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      7 months ago

      I have an ancient windows app called Just Learn Morse Code which is surprisingly well built and still works in windows 11

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    30
    ·
    7 months ago

    Fun fact! Squirrels don’t blink. Instead, they secrete a special liquid from their genitals that they rub into their eyes to keep them moist.

    • distantsounds@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      24
      ·
      7 months ago

      Well that’s another thing squirrels and I have in common

      • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        7 months ago

        Your mom says you still owe her rent.

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    23
    ·
    7 months ago

    This is deep

    • gnawmon@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      7 months ago

      he’s having deep thoughts

      • don@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        7 months ago

        He’s so deep that his deep thoughts are having their own deep thoughts

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    7 months ago

  • Redroof!9@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    7 months ago

    Here come dots

    • Redroof!9@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      7 months ago

      I probably sound like a bot

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        edit-2
        7 months ago

        Pretty sure this guy is just high…

        • cleverusername24@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          7 months ago

          😂😂

        • Redroof!9@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          7 months ago

          Real af

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      edit-2
      7 months ago

      Listen guys, dispel has a cooldown. Yelling doesn’t make the cooldowns go faster. Believe me, I’ve tried.

  • yesman@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    7 months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojZVpb0cVkE

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 27 users / day
  • 27 users / week
  • 7.02K users / month
  • 30.1K users / 6 months
  • 13 local subscribers
  • 31.4K subscribers
  • 13.8K Posts
  • 295K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org