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minus-squareflicker@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoYou all laugh, but this is a rare artifact known only to those of us allergic to corn. This is the corny hand grenade of Antioch, and if you throw it at a person allergic to corn, we simply vanish from this plane. Jokes on you tho. If you do that, you’ll miss out on my killer loot.
minus-squareSundray@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day ago“Please tell your operatives to refrain from using explosives, Commander.”
You all laugh, but this is a rare artifact known only to those of us allergic to corn.
This is the corny hand grenade of Antioch, and if you throw it at a person allergic to corn, we simply vanish from this plane.
Jokes on you tho. If you do that, you’ll miss out on my killer loot.
“Please tell your operatives to refrain from using explosives, Commander.”