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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Fresh basil

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Fresh basil

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    Me and my buddies spoke about “Oregano” in High School often, but I don’t think we were having the same sort of conversation

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      Just young spice enthusiasts.

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        The spice must flow

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        Back then, the only spice we had was old.

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          Best kind. I put it on my balls when they gave it out in sex ed class.

          I had fresh balls with a rash.

          • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
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            I… What?

            • theangryseal@lemmy.world
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              4th grade bro. I was dumb.

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      I was too much of a nerd that I joined a informal high school circle where they hike and talked about “plants and trees” and all they did was smoke pot where I wanted to discuss invasive species to the forest population.

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        This is a hilarious story and I love it.

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    I overheard some of my students (16-18 years old) during lunchtime today. They were all standing over a phone, looking at a photo.

    “Is that a dead deer?!”. “It looks like a dead deer” said another. “Oh I thought it was a dead deer too”.

    Then they all agreed it was a french bulldog. WTF?!

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      They were speaking about this meme:

      It has a backstory related to recent events: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-laughing-at-dead-deer

      • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Elon Musk and Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Roiland hosted an episode of PewDiePie’s YouTube series Meme Review titled “Will Smith hosts Meme Review”

        Holy fucknuggets, how can there be that much cringe in one location

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          Man, my view of them in 2019 is sooo much different than my view of them today.

          • 000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            I didn’t even know Roiland had been canceled until I saw this comment (yes I live under a rock)

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              Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. There’s some articles that go into how much of a hindrance he was to the actual creative process of Rick and Morty, which I found surprising and disappointing.

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                I only recently watched gravity falls, and man is it weird to hear his voice show up. And it really shows me just how one note he is at times.

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                  Dude yeah I was thinking about that recently, like comparing Roiland’s one-noted-ness to someone like H. Jon Benjamin’s one-noted-ness, and how different they are. Like, you hear Roiland’s Lemongrab, or Rick, or Morty, or the alien from Solar Opposites, and you’re just like huh, the same guy voices all of those characters. They don’t sound identical, but I can tell it’s the same VA. But then you listen to Bob from Bob’s Burgers and Archer from Archer, and Coach McGuirk from Home Videos and you almost don’t realize at first that those three characters are voiced by the same guy, even though their voices are almost identical. Idk, I just think it’s kinda wild

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        holy shit I thought this was just a meme because a tesla autopilot hit a deer or something. he actually burst out laughing at an actual dead deer? jesus fucking christ… totally not serial killer energy

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      Was the bulldog ok though?

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      Close enough

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    That pizza gatekeeping

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      Pizzagating? Oh no

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        PizzaKeeping?

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    At 14 I was talking about Gianna Michaels tits. Looks like we are progressing.

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      Gianna Michaels

      I hope in retirement she has peace. She was the top star for such a long time. Or if she’s not retired and just doing customs, I hope she’s getting to pick stuff she wants to do. But really I hope she’s just retired somewhere sipping a fruity drink and getting the therapy it takes to navigate a society that hates you for doing the thing it paid you to do

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        She’s leveraging her porn career into high price escorting and looks dead inside.

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          Welp. I wish we didn’t live in a world that both drives people to sex work for survival AND demeans them for doing it

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        I did a cursory search on DDG and everything felt like it was written by an LLM.

        Internet search is dead.

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      She kept birds?

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        She certainly took care of a lot of cocks.

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        Both boobies and tits

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        A nice pair of tits yeah

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      That’d be true if this post wasn’t entirely made up.

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        Is there a /c/nothingeverhappens over here?

        Sometimes 14-year-olds have in-jokes, too.

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          I went ahead and did a search. Apparently there is a community for it, but it has zero posts.

          https://lemmy.world/c/nothingeverhappens

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            Therefore something IS happening!

          • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
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            Nothing ever doesn’t happen

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            Then it’s an appropriately named community.

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          In-jokes, sure, but they don’t talk like that.

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            Are you the expert in 14 year old speech patterns globally?

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              Not to mention that this could be OOPs translation

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            My friends and I talked exactly like that, maybe you were just a weenie. You’re pretty much there now so you were probably even worse as a kid.

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              The way you “speak” now proves that is a lie.

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                Yeah, okay weenie.

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                Me and my compatriots did exhibit similar speech patterns, verily my good sir!

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      I always found her face annoying. Like a punchable face. And her boobs are big but nothing special. Now Hanna Hilton on the other hand … 🤤

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    Shut up Donny! You’re out of your element!

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    It’s the fault of those woke leftist school lunch policies that kids these days eat well enough to know what fresh basil is.

    (Or “kids those days ate,” at least, because that policy is long gone due to Trump.)

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    I don’t think I knew what fresh basil was till I was 30.

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      Sorry bud, you have no credibility in this post

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        I don’t even know what basil is because I could not care less about learning English spice names nor do I care enough to look it up. I’m guessing it’s those eatable leaves though because those are called Basilikum in German. The name also allows English basil “enjoyers” to make a pun and we all know this is a sign of a correct translation.

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          + 0.5 Credibility

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            10 Basil Varieties and How to Use Them

            No actual instructions on how to use them

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              😆

          • ⛓️‍💥@sh.itjust.works
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            Basil looks like this

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              /c/noncrediblecookery

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              No that’s ‘basil has left the building’

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              Why in the world was that not on the chart

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            Wait, where’s normal Basil?

            • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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              Heh missing huh?

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                Oh, that’s “sweet basil”? Interesting, I’ve never seen any with those spikes on the outside of the leaves. The ones I’ve seen were perfectly smooth.

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