• TheTurner@lemm.ee
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        10 days ago

        I sure do! This is just a list of random things that I can remember at the moment that he has told me or I know about him in no particular order.

        • A man called the World Judge controls all the funding to the police in every country.
        • Clouds come from smoke stacks.
        • He swears he has never seen a blue sunshiny day in his entire life (he is 50+ years old).
        • He has the right to kill any police officer who pulls him over.
        • He says that time is controlled by satellites in the sky and when one goes down, they have extra ones to control the time.
        • The Earth is flat. There is a glass dome over top of it and no one has ever been to space before.
        • He has tracked down the end of a rainbow and said that he touched it.
        • Onions heal everything.
        • Crystals will protect you and heal bad juju or something like that.
        • The U.S. is under naval law and not common law.
        • He doesn’t pay any taxes and still complains about the system.
        • He thinks that Siri can hear him in the sky when no iPhone is around.

        That’s just a little bit of what I can recall at the moment. There’s just too much dumb shit that he says every day. Lol. I have to tune it out most days because I can’t stand a listen to it.

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        10 days ago

        I told him that it is a choice if you want to stop or not, but it also prevents people from being hamurgered on the road for no reason. He didn’t say much after that.