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Shhh… it’s not 9/11.
Carlos can melt steel beams.
And my heart.
And my axe!
And my dick!
Edit: Bow! I meant bow, I swear!
If your axe melts, maybe you’re using the wrong metal
God, the way my laugh echoed in this house.
I need Carlos to hold a banana for scale … who knows … Carlos could be a dwarf … or a ten foot giant.
Or a giant dwarf!
Or a dorf giant!
Or a miniture giant space-Carlos !
…his name is Carlos.
Anything but metric
Never seen this applied to South America before. Pretty sure they’d be just as pissed off if you called them Americans as Canadians are if you call them Americans, even if America is in their continents name.
Shit.
That was (unintentionally) very rude of me. Sorry South America.
Is that a standard Carlos, or an imperial Carlos?
Given that South America has a greater native genetic pool but still mixed genealogy, International Standard would be adept.
That ain’t nothin on Great A’Tuin
Ssh, you’ll give the flat-earthers ideas!
Of course you don’t get giant turtles that small
I’m not good with car sizes, how many Dr Pepper is that ?
It’s the size of a small boulder.
This is Stupendemys geographicus from Urumaco, Venezuela, and Rodolfo Sánchez from Coro, Venezuela.
Thank you!
So why did it say Carlos? Just to make a joke on ‘car’?
Racism.
Hmmm
Take concept of e.g. “Edda van Heemstra Hepburn-Ruston” -> Audrey Hepburn…
Add “stereotyping”…
¡Hola Carlos!
Turtle pope is real
Behold, dog!
Idk… is Carlos an SI-compatible unit? Because if not, this could be any size. Maybe he is a dwarf, maybe a giant. It could be anything! /j
Carlos is 5 meters.
Okay but is Carlos standing on a platform with a wall behind him, or is Carlos planking on a platform with the floor behind him?
He’s just lying on a box sticking his legs out.
I came to ask if we were witnessing the plank master at work. Glad I wasn’t the only one.
Pretty sure he’s just been hung vertically. For we know he’s a stuffed exhibit
Carlos looks like a cool guy. We should use Carlos in more measurements.
How many football fields is Carlos?
About 3/200 of a football field, or roughly 24 Big Macs.
Real Big Macs, or ad photo Big Macs that are twice as big?
Around 20 ad-tier Big Macs, or ~31 shrinkflation Big Macs in 2025. Unfortunately the Big Mac as a unit of measurement was standardized way back in '89 so it may not be as consistent with modern-day readings.
Now measuring in Baconators is likely to be more reliable when looking across a longer period of time, but you’ll have to factor in the different conversion ratios depending on whether you’re dealing with a single, double, or triple. The double is the base unit and is defined as 1/71 of a 1995 Ford F150.
I really hope Carlos is getting paid to work there. Bet he has abs of steel, though! Dudes rockin’ washboard abs but is far too modest to show them off.
You can literally see his beer belly, what are you on about.
Carlos is a master of deception!
Lmao. Fair enough xD
I’m gonna need a Carlos to Cubit to Banana diagram.
With a slinky for scale.
