• themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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    I’ve never been to Disneyland, but I am very familiar with Disney World in Orlando. Disney World is a city. It has four theme parks, and each park has enough to do to occupy a family for 2-3 days. Tickets for each park are at least $100 per day per person, and that just gets you in the door. You also need to stay somewhere, and hotels in the area are not cheap. Expect to spend about $75 per person per night for lodging. Food inside the parks is not cheap, either, but plates are usually big enough to share. Estimate $100 per person per day for food and beverages. Lastly, most visitors don’t live within driving distance, so you probably take a flight. Round trip to Orlando is going to be $150-300 per person. Add it up for four days and four people, and you’re already at $5,000, and that is the least expensive version of the trip. It’s going to suck.

    If you have a few hours to kill and want a deep dive into why Disney lines suck so much, check out this documentary about the FastPass system from Defunctland.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yjZpBq1XBE

    The FastPass system has been replaced with the Genie/Lightning Lane system, but it has most of the same problems (and a bunch of new ones). While it was originally free and available to all, it is now a paid premium feature, with additional costs for specific rides AND preference given to people who stay on property. On-property hotel rooms are at least twice as expensive as the previously mentioned budget. Premium hotel rooms on-site also provide perks like better transportation and extra “Magic” hours before or after the park is normally open for the plebeians.

    There are additional upgrades to the ticket, like park hopper that lets you go to a different park in the same day. Photopass allows you to access all the ride and cast photos you take throughout the day.

    So the $100 tickets per person per day can easily jump to $250 per person per day. If you want to eat at the restaurants like Cinderella’s Castle, Beauty and the Beast, Pooh’s Corner, The Brown Derby, or any of the hotel restaurants (did I mention the previous budget didn’t include sit-down restaurants or any booze?) then your price per plate can easily triple. Some of these dining experiences are the only way to get to meet specific characters, which may or may not be a concern if you have kids.

    So yeah, you could buy a good used car or a year of tuition at a state college for the price of a family Disney trip.