i just realized the only way for me to actually comprehend their size is to think of them as glide-flying swans
I like more compare with the Harpia birdy
Paper beats rock
Here Paper always win, it’s healthier
I know albatross are big, but I can’t stop seeing it as an abnormally small man petting an abnormally well-behaved seagull.
Wingspans of >3,5m and bodies > 1m. https://www.treehugger.com/albatross-facts-5073421
Nutsack biting height, there I said it are you fucking happy?
He wants to fuck that bird, doesn’t he?
Looks mutual
Oh well that’s ok then.
Doesn’t really show the friggin’ massive wingspan of the damn things, though…
Woah is that Bill Murray?
No.
Made you look!
Your armspan is your height…what does this pose accomplish?
Never let a bird with a beak that size get it that close to your junk.
If risky to put dick in mouth, why make it friend sized?
Is that John Cleese?
Indeed, in a little maids dress and apron, selling an albatross during the movie intermission.
This reminds me of that one subreddit, “science diagrams that look like shitposts“ or something like that?
At that size it gets difficult to imagine having one hung from your neck.
Watch conservationists weigh & feed an underweight chick (not yet fledged, not too happy).
Underweight my ass. Poor bird is so fat and out of shape that it couldn’t even attempt to flee… :(
It’s a chick: they just waddle, play with hay, and do flappies while waiting for their parents to occasionally feed them. Albatross chicks are huge.
Quit ruining my narrative with your facts and logic!
That’s the expression of a man who just had a random naked encounter with an albatross. It’s a mix of befuddlement and wonder.
Ooh and that’s alright, I’m ok
I’ll pet the albatross
For one more day
Let me tell you all a story 'bout a mouse named Lorry
