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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

Anon ups his fibre intake

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Anon ups his fibre intake

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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    you don’t necessarily have to trink water, I eat mostly soup and am just fine because of this, even without drinking water

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      17 hours ago

      Water based cooking wins again.

    • EddoWagt@feddit.nl
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      You know you’re just drinking spicy water when eating soup, right?

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        no I’m not drinking, I’m eating

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          23 hours ago

          you… chew… soup?

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            Oh boy, I can’t wait to get the coast and drink some chowder

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          • I like my water like I like my vitamins. CHEWABLE
          • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            I too love chewing ice.

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              But your tooth enamel certainly doesn’t :<

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                22 hours ago

                Oh, it can’t be that bad.

                googles it

                Oh fuck.

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                20 hours ago

                snow?

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            something something bottled water left in the sun something microplastics.

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      Soup might do the trick, but stuff like coca cola definitely doesn’t.

      People say that a terrible diet will make you die earlier and that doesn’t scare anybody. They should be telling that before dying there will be several years where you’ll need to use your hands to scoop the shit out of your ass.

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        It’s like with cigarettes. The time lifestyle changes add or subtract comes off the now part.

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