Is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or is that a snake in your trousers or

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking pants!

I’ll stick with a single trouser snake, thank you.

Hmm. I think I’ve heard this confucius saying before. How does it go… Man in China caught with 100 snakes in trousers suffers not from reptile disfunction.

That’s approximately 100 too many.

Folks be makin’ jokes, but, sadly, animal trafficking is a real problem. Who knows what those poor snakes were going to be used for. It’s tremendously sad.

With that many snakes in there, I feel like he was in the snakes’ trousers.

Better headline: Man Caught in Snakes’ Trousers!

100 snakes in trousers

Are there 100 single-legged trousers, or 50 trousers with 2 snakes in each leg trouser?

“Is that 100 snakes in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

Wasn’t this a scene from an Ernest movie?

Alright, showoff

101

However, only one of the snakes was one-eyed.

“Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

“Snake. Definitely a snake.”

“Rude!”

“Tell me about. His ballsss sssmell like old gym sssocksss.”