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Gollum@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

How to not get a date

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How to not get a date

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Gollum@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    Believe it or not, you can say anal on the internet.

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      You can also say anal in the bank or while doing groceries. What stops you from shouting ANAL while jogging in the park?

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        Yelling ANAL is not covered under our free speech laws. What if you were to cause a stampede of people who all love anal rushing towards you in a crowded park?

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          What’s the problem

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            Presumably the anal stampede

            • Klear@lemmy.world
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              Oh no

              • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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                I miss the early internet with all it’s bizarreness.

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                I understood it within about 15 seconds, but I stayed for the whole video

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                  You were lucky. Back in the day this was a flash video that was looping forever.

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        Being out of breath?

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      No, this is a Christian Minecraft server

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      No fudging way.

    • nodiratime@lemmy.world
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      Believe it or *knot

    • Gollum@feddit.orgOP
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      I don’t believe it.

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      Americans might see a bad word.

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    Dogs do like butt stuff.

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      First hand experience?

      • ABCDE@lemmy.world
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        I guess second-hand in that my dog was doing it.

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    Top or bottom?

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      Yes.

  • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
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    It’s a question about the pimp’s share, basically, for customers who might not be aware there is one.

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      Why a white woman moment and not a women moment?

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          No, I’m pretty sure it is Ziltoid1991 who are stereotyped to be into that.

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