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pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 个月前

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    Is that the Hank Cocaine who’s friends with Steve Buttstuff?

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    Please, Hank Cocaine is my father. Call me Hank Dank.

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    Don’t they mean “Hank Propane”?

    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      No no, this one sells cocaine and cocaine accessories. Trust me you do not wanna mix up cocaine and propane.

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        That’s how Dalton killed Benicio del Toro.

    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
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      Nah it’s this guy

      • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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        That was beautiful. " go pew pew pew pew"

      • ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works
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        Ahhhahaaa!

        You. Scrolling by. Did you slip by w/o clicking that link?

        You sure you made the right choice?

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
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      Did you not see the fishing episode?

  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    My family name comes from beer making in Germany. But I hate the taste of beer.

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      Is that you Mr.Brauwasseraufbereitungsanlage?

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    I meet mostly moms. So I save them with their name and their kid’s name and sometimes the location we’ve met (usually a playground nickname) on my phone. Sarah Noah Locomotive, Madlene Jacob Crown, Vitali Pasha Poop.

    • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      Poor Pasha Poop, do they even know?

      • volvoxvsmarla @lemm.ee
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        They weren’t literally standing in poop. It’s just the playground’s nickname thanks to all the dogshit.

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    A lot of Hungarian family names are based on location. They basically translate to things like “Croatian Esther” and “German Andrew”, or with village names. My phone is the same: I’m nomadic and people’s names end up being where I know them from: “Steve Bangkok”, “Nora London”, “Maxine Cape Town”

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      I put place and a word or two of the context I met them. In my case it’s usually the instrument they play like:

      Jane (NOLA music clarinet)

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    Wait, what’s a “Cooper”?

    • Hawke@lemmy.world
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      Someone who makes barrels.

      • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz
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        “Fassbinder” in German, a quite common last name. So Michael Fassbender means “Michael Cooper.”

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          Küfer or Böttcher also exists.

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        Huh now it’s got me wondering if that’s where the word “cooperate” comes from. Maybe it takes more more than one person to make a barrel.

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          No. “Cooperate” is co-operate. Co means “with” or “together”.

          So “work together”

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    Joe Boring

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    Makes me wonder about the connotations behind Emily Dickinson’s family name…

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      Presumably it’s Scandinavian, son of the Dickins… so her family was known for Dickins all around.

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    I have a lot of:
    <Name> Sparky
    <Name> Company (position)
    <Name> (kids name) School/Playgroup/Community Group

    Note: I work with a lot of electricians.

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