“we have middle aged over weight man at home” At home “Dad”
“we have middle aged over weight man at home”
At home: “Dad”
“we have middle aged over weight man at home”
At home: “Dad”
“we have home middle man”
Weight Dad: “over aged”
Overweight at home
Dad
“We have middle weight over aged man at home”
At home: “Granddad”
“We have middle aged overweight man action figure at home”
At home “Harrier Du Bois action figure”
Is there a Kim action figure too?
Man, I fucking wish.
kim who?
kim woo
i am a simple man with simple desires.
one shiny middle-aged man, please
Thanks for the heads up. I’ll be buying one at the first opportunity.
My other action figures are going to have to stand in the shadow of the glory of “it’s just Jack Black, I guess”.
(No sarcasm. I’m really going to buy this. I love the idea of Jack Black just playing “Jack Black”.)
Jack Black was mean to his friend just because his friend didn’t like Trump
It’s more “Jack Black is a coward and a poser” than being mean imo
More like “Jack Black, a man with $50 million, is a greedy pig and is only worried about getting more of that ‘family friendly’ money.”
I think that counts under poser but also true
Maybe he didn’t want to be responsible for fans at his shows being injured by psycho Trump supporters
“coward”
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If it’s like that:: They should’ve decided their public stance on the tour bus and not jeopardized their career.
If it ain’t like that:: They should’ve decided their public stance on the tour bus and been as vocal as possible.
KG’s outrage is less his fault than a fault in their planning as public figures.
Is Jack Black a sellout phony piece of shit?
Would you wear a “Fuck Trump” shirt to work tomorrow?
Why not, you phony!?
I would wear that shirt at work if my job was a musician yes
It’s also hypocritical and a “look how far he’s fallen” kind of thing from the very political songs from their begginings, like City Hall, which despite being comedy still had some messages
Calling for the assassination of a political figure (especially one who is currently the sitting president, tho iirc, he was a candidate at the time) is pretty widely viewed as a red line and is very dangerous ground to tread for an American public figure, which he is.
Im pretty sure any “mean” thing he did is between him and Gaas, who has said they remain friends and will tour again as the D. Sounds like he is forgiven for anything you may have perceived as “mean.” It seems like that should satisfy anyone with genuine concerns about his friend.
Or are you just canceling anyone whose rhetoric you view as insufficiently hateful towards Trump? (Dont answer that, it was rhetorical.)
Just gonna leave here that Trump is directly responsible for a million of excess COVID deaths. But he was president so that was completely fine, right?
Nice strawman. Where anyone in this coment thread say anything about him or anything he has done being “fine”?
Is it necessary that every single comment must explicitly denounce Trump, for fear of an accusation of being insufficiently anti-Trump? Nah, fuck that. That would make you fascist as him.
🥾👅
He didn’t call for it. He wished for it. Big difference. One involves other people, one involves candles, shooting stars, and genies.
It took me a minute to realize that little emoji wasn’t just a stain on his shirt, because honestly it fits.
I thought it was a button to make him say “I AM STEVE”
Pressing the mustard stain on Steve’s shirt to hear him say “Chicken Jockey” would be peak.
More future landfill mass.
I think they went too realistic, maybe they could have taken some liberty with his figure. Not fat shaming because I have the same figure but I wouldn’t want a doll of myself either.
He’s not that round, they took liberties to make him less realistic and more cartoony
Should have made him fatter if anything
[off topic]
Back before “Better Call Saul” was launched, I was in a comic store. They had Breaking Bad action figures. I asked the clerk if a lot of kids were buying the Saul Goodman doll.
I learned that Saul was actually a good seller; there were plenty of real life lawyers who brought him.
Would you trust a lawyer with a Saul Goodman sitting on their desk?
Lord knows I would
That lawyer would do anything for a client.
“Your Honor, we plead Oopsie-daisy”
Personally I look for the Saul Goodman doll before the degree on the wall.
At least in Japan the middle aged men card trading game is a thing:
https://www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainment/middle-aged-man-trading-cards-go-viral-in-japan/
With cock and ball torture codpiece action!
Jack Black needs to be contained after learning how to do cock pushups while filming Tenacious D
Don’t forget that Power Slide and other techniques that were developed in hell
Now I’m wondering how many versions of Jack Black based action figures are out there
I bet that none captures his portly manlyness the way this one does
And the fact that they could be anywhere.
Representation matters
if you’re thinking of buying this, even ironically, don’t
It’s better than the overly done Lebron james matel doll
Jack Black is that you?
Dickstrap
