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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 hours ago

Anon gets a call from his past

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Anon gets a call from his past

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 hours ago
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    As a former raging alcoholic, this is a legitimate concern I have.

    • arin@lemmy.world
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      Don’t worry p soft when drunk

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    Maybe got drunk and forgot. Imagine not being a virgin but believing you are

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      Virgin Mary

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        Virgin Gary.

      • fox2263@lemmy.world
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        👀

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    Can you remember all? I remember the place and circumstance for all 6 of mine, at least the first time. That is one of the few memories I can enter at will and know quite a bit about myself and the surroundings like I am there.

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      My first, yes; a few amazing or terrible partners, yes, but I was a slutty bisexual guy in a big city who toured music and comedy internationally for over a decade, who was also depressive and self destructive: so, all — no.

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      A few are crystal clear, the first time with someone special

      Most are just a blur, I’ve run into people who insist we did it, and I believe them, but I don’t remember.

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      I can’t remember every woman, let alone ever circumstance. After 30 it all becomes a blur. I can account, shit, never mind. Was going to say for the last 6 years, but I’d have to think on it.

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    Weird way to tell someone you roofied them.

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    Yeah I think there’s a book about this. Unfortunately it has a rather toxic fan base. That’s YA stuff for you.

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    Fake - anon fucks a woman and gets her pregnant Gay - it’s 4chan

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      Even faker - anon claims to have spoken to a women

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        Even more faker - anon claims women exist.

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        SMH everyone knows women aren’t real. Anyone who claims to be one is just a federal agent in disguise.

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      Gay- anon is a woman

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    She dildoed his cum sock or fucking what? How the heck did that happen?

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      deleted by creator

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      When its gatcha, Iiiiiiiiiiits gatcha.

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    Identical twin brother

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    Anon is victim of immaculate deception

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