Daffy Duck one said, “You buttered your bread, now sleep in it.” And 10 year old me couldn’t stop laughing.
It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back
Which is to say: a whole hell of a lot easier than a camel going through the eye of a needle, to quote JC.
You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass, but I’d rather take the bulls word for it.
What the fuck is this from? I know this quote; the unflipped one
Tommy Boy.
Thanks. That was making my brain itchy.
I’ve made my omelette, now I’ve got to sleep in it. If you lead a horse to water, you can make it fish.
The fish one is making me laugh
Glad to hear it. You know what they say, you miss 100% of the shots you take
I’d rather “if you lead a horse to water, teach it to fish”
We could workshop it, but if you’re bad at something, never do it for free
Those who dig others a grave shouldn’t throw rocks.
You’re barking up the wrong metaphor
Ricky-isms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3dYMQgopIY
My favorite one in French that I use all the time: c’est l’hôpital qui se fout de la charrue avant les bœufs
From the TV show Angel.
Harmony, vampire ex-cheerleader
“You’re preaching to the horse’s mouth!”
i like to say “das leben ist kein ponyschlecken” and “das leben ist kein zuckerhof”.
You would say that.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
No, but I certainly do
“#makepoopwhilethesunshines”
You can’t crack an omelet without making eggs.
Not the brightest knife in the tool room.
Who told you that?
What ever floats your goat.
